Jesus and Martian men

I read a news story today abut Jesus and will he also save aliens as well as humans. I scoffed at first, my atheist mind saying there is no Jesus, but then I got to thinking. What if the aliens coming is actually the "Second Coming"? I would love to see the day when thousands of space ships touch down across the world and out steps thousands of Jesus look-alikes. What would that do to society? The religious fanatics would say that they were right all along. Science would say that the alien species actually were here back in biblical times, and that there was not one "real" Jesus. This would invariably raise the question if humanity is just one petri dish in a galactic science experiment. The species of Jesus planted us here and has watched us evolve over the centuries, fighting with each other, creating beautiful pieces of Art and Music "Thunderstruck and Stairway to Heaven". They then decided it was the right time to come down and show their true intentions. I think they want to eat us and steal our water but that idea has already been taken by the visitors. Maybe the visitors got smart and copied Jesus? We'll never know till we have no water and all followers of western religion were taken to "Heaven"